These days, having a boob job seems to be as common as going to the dentist to get a tooth removed, and while the procedure’s not necessarily as painless, the results are decidedly more eye-catching. Still, accidents happen, and sometimes the outcome of a boob job proves less than satisfying… as some of these Hollywood babes well know. For others, of course, there’s no surgery involved here. There has simply been a magical – nay, miraculous – boost in breast size that seems to have happened overnight. Here are ten actresses whose gazongas have been enlarged – one way or another – with embarrassing consequences. Golden Globe Awards of a different kind…
10. Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera: an actress? Yes, believe it or not – and it does depend on your definition of the word – the brunette-cum-blond singer has made appearances in movies such asShark Tale, Get Him to the Greek and 2010′s decidedly average Burlesque, in which she starred. Yes, Christina’s chesticles definitely seem to have swollen over the years, with some suggesting she’s moved from a decidedly modest A cup to now have cones of a singularly more squeezable C size. Despite rumors, Xtina has never herself admitted to having boosted her bazookas by going under the knife, but 2010 pics seemed to show a scar under her arm – the possible sign of a boob job method where implants are inserted through an armpit incision – which might have blown her cover.
9. Pamela Anderson
A list on Hollywood boob jobs wouldn’t be complete without the queen of spherical things plastic and fantastic, Pamela Anderson. The Baywatch star actually had her implants done before she got hired by slurring douchebag David Hasselhoff for her role as the red swimsuited C.J. Parker, but we think you’ll agree the pre-to-post-op size differential from back in her Playboy modeling days in the early ’90s is embarrassingly sizable. For an observer, at least. Pammy probably couldn’t give two hoots. Or two hooters. Hers, incidentally, she lovingly named “Pancho and Lefty.” Maybe she doesn’t know her right from her left and needed a little help. In any case, the star of such classic movies as Raw Justiceand Barb Wire has since had reductions after feeling her implants got in the way of things. Like her handbag. Or her children. Perhaps she was embarrassed after all. Then again, she went and had them put back in again!
8. Salma Hayek
My oh my. We can but drool at Salma Hayek and her two pals. If she is ashamed of that pert pair, she isn’t showing it. Probably the only embarrassment here is an embarrassment of riches. Still, it does seem a little strange when an A-list Hollywood actress seems to go overnight from modestly-chested Mexican princess to seriously well-endowed purveyor of all things mammary. The difference in size is unmistakable – though many have defended Ms Hayek on the grounds that the inflation of her assets is merely the result of her fondness for breast feeding (as a mother, that is) and the boob job-no boob job debate boils on. Salma herself puts the sudden growth down to a gift from God after stopping at a church: “When we went inside, I prayed for the miracle I wanted to happen,” she has said. “I put my hands in holy water and said: ‘Please God, give me some breasts.’ And he gave me them! Within a few months, I developed a growing spurt, as teenagers do, and I was very pleased with the way I grew outwards.” So were we, Salma, so were we. The Lord do indeed giveth.
7. Hilary Swank
Another Hollywood favorite around whom the breast implant debate rages harder than an uncontrollable trouser tent, Hilary Swank certainly seems to have come on in a big way from the seemingly more flat-chested days of her early career. Do we think she’s had breast augmentation? The jury’s still out, but put it this way: after her Oscar-winning performance in 1999′s Boys Don’t Cry, it seemed as though it wasn’t just her ego that suddenly got significantly inflated. Whether her rack was just better on display in an awards-ceremony dress than in the clothes that Hollywood’s costume departments made her wear, or whether she had surgical help is, as we say, still up in the air. But if they are natural, one thing’s for sure: either she was hiding those million dollar babies or they’ve somehow grown a great deal in value.
6. Jennifer Love Hewitt
Has Jennifer Love Hewitt had breast augmentation? Rumors abound, and it certainly remains a hot topic in and around Hollywood. It’s another case of either a) those gazongas are some of the biggest, roundest most squeezable naturals we’ve ever come across or b) they’re fake, but still fill all the rest of the above criteria. The star of I Know What You Did Last Summer and Fox’s Party of Five denies having had her funbags made even more fantastic with the help of implants, but the proof’s there in the pudding when you notice how those hooters have grown inside Hewitt’s increasingly revealing dresses. The naysayers cite weight gain as the major contributing factor but we can only see the pounds being piled on in one portion of her body. If it’s surgery, it’s a fine, fine job, and it’s more likely that only her rivals that are blushing – with envy.
5. Sharon Stone
One for the MILF fans. Yes, it seems as though Sharon Stone – she of the most famous leg-crossing scene in cinematic history – has, horror of horrors, had a boob job. The only thing embarrassing about Sharon Stone’s alleged breast surgery is that she doesn’t appear to have gotten a proper job. To pile on the clichés, bigger is better, we say, in for a penny in for a pound. That said, perhaps given the scrawny frame of the Basic Instinct star – recently described as “Dolly Parton on meth” – we’ll retract that statement. In the past Stone has denied having gone under the knife, but the evidence now seems incontrovertible.
4. Jenny McCarthy
That Jenny McCarthy has had breast augmentation work is not in dispute: she has famously admitted to her first such procedure having literally been a living nightmare after she woke up in the middle of the op with only one boob done, wondering what all the blood was about. Yes, before the former Playboy Playmate was appearing in movies like Scream 3 and picking up Worst Actress awards for her starring role in 2005′s Dirty Love, Ms McCarthy claims to have been the victim of a botched boob job at the hands of a surgical quack. As she has explained: “Me and my friends found a doctor in Arizona that cost about $1,500 to get our boobs done – because they didn’t use anesthesia and I didn’t know it!” Small wonder that she had to have her breasts re-done. Well, you get what you pay for.
3. Tara Reid
Famous for her recurring role as Danni Sullivan in Scrubs and parts in movies such as The Big Lebowski and American Pie, Tara Reid is another Hollywood babe who’s fallen foul of the surgeon’s knife. In 2006, she revealed how her breast-augmentation procedure went wrong after she took the decision because: “The right one was always bigger than the left.” Tara claims she asked for B cups but got Cs instead, adding, “I didn’t want them. At all.” She wanted them even less when her dress fell down as she posed for pictures in 2004, literally baring the results of the procedure to the world. Embarrassment scarcely touched on the emotions she felt.
2. Tori Spelling
Tori Spelling. Is she still hot? Was she ever? Dubiously so, maybe, but she’ll pass. And while the Beverly Hills, 90210 star may not have done too much in the way of acting of late, she sure as hell has been embarrassed due to breast enhancement surgery. The only problem is, this isn’t down to her busting out of her dresses in a way that would please most, but rather a result of the effects that an earlier procedure is having on her body now. In 2008, this prototypical LA woman admitted to having had a boob job whilst in her 20s. “I’ve had the two procedures that probably every other woman in Hollywood has had done,” she revealed. The surgery came back to haunt her, however, when pictures showed her chest looking like it was caving in at the center, with her once proud cleavage replaced by a hollow space and her implants doing an impersonation of two planets that have fallen out of orbit.
1. Megan Fox
Long rumored to have gained her petite snout and trout pout due to a nose job and lip injections, Megan Fox is also said to have had breast augmentation work – and taking a long hard look at those pert round melons, we can begin to see why this hearsay might have started circulating. Yes, they’re not the biggest, but they’re none the worse for it. The cries of “boob job!” sounded after this uber-fox was snapped topless by some paparazzi turd, but if implants are at the heart of this apparent, ahem, transformation, they’re enhancements of a particularly well-sculpted kind. The images do show well-separated domes that look as if they may have had a little artificial assistance, but if Megan’s too embarrassed to tell, she probably shouldn’t be. While she’s still in the bloom of her youth, the difference it makes is no bad thing.
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